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Dictionarious and Scrabblicious


Sometimes I make up words. The other night, I made up a lot of them, by finding a just-started Scrabble game and drawing tiles seven at a time and placing them as if they were real words. This is the type of thing that my life is, apparently. I’ve already written definitions for all of […]

Time Travel Week 2011 Exclamation Point


Indeed, that time is upon us, be ye Vulcan experimenting with red matter, robot programmed to kill the mother of the resistance, or just a bored person wanting a break from mid terms. It is in fact the (Click to enlarge) A couple years ago, I dubbed November 5th to the 12th Time Travel Week, […]

Benim Şapkam Karamkaşık!, Year One Complete.


INT. MOVIE STUDIO Title card: INTERMISSION We see Gelato Blue Thing materialize in front of a green screen. GELATO BLUE THING Woah. Where am I?! THE DIRECTOR walks on screen. THE DIRECTOR Why, Gelato Blue Thing, you’re on the movie set of Franklin Ovaltine and the Cannibal Aliens from Outer Space! GELATO BLUE THING Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? […]

Inspirational Conversations of Great Men #Something larger than 3.


remember tamagochi……i had 5 they died….. lolol the first one was a dlamation after he died i was under the impression that all dalmations explded when you ignored there insistent beeping to poop

Inspirational Conversations of Great Men #4


I’m kinda surprised I haven’t posted this before, but it just became relevant in a string of Facebook postings: (Click to enlarge) Anyway the latest question asked was what I thought of Global Warming, and it reminded me of a conversation I had with my friend, the Other Kevin, when I was supposed to be […]



So right now Crap Elf has created a fake!Kevin account on Facebook and told people that my ORIGINAL account was hacked, and to delete the REAL ONE cause it’s a virus. I WILL EDIT THIS POST TO CONTAIN MORE STORY LATER. THE POINT IS ANGER. ANGER IS THE POINT. THAT IS ALL. Future Kevin, circa […]

Inspirational Conversations of Great Men #3


Same as last time. White is me, brown is the other Kevin, green is Edmond, black is the other Edmond. LOL to catch a predator so funny i love it …what. to catch a predator is so good LOL …okay. maybe they can do something about that tiger in toronto! maybe i misunderstand how the […]

“Do you eat pootine?” “I think you’re making it wrong. It’s supposed to be GRAVY.”


Formspring. Three weeks ago. Q: “do u have a poopy mustache?” A: “Okay, there were legitimately six poop-related questions in my inbox at one point: do u eat colorful poo? what color is your poop? do you eat pooop for breakfat and lunch:? do u drink out of the toilet when there is poo in […]

*witty point-proving title here*


Facebook users around the world have answered the call to “Draw Muhammed” in the name of free speech, etc. A lot of OTHER Facebook users around the world have joined groups against the Draw Muhammed on May 20th movement, for various reasons. Yes, freedom of speech is important and censorship is always a slippery slope, […]

Inspirational Conversations of Great Men 2: Kings of the Fuzzy Iguana Monkeys


The Great Men of these conversations will be played by Kevin M. Johnston Kevin Chandrarajan and Edmond Lee ————————————————————————– THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME I FELL OFF A STATUE OF TIME LMAO